What) Bottineau is a cluster of tree-lined streets and stores nestled around a railroad track. It's an aberration in the surrounding perfect grid of county roads and Great Plains flatness that extends to the horizon and beyond. It's only a few miles south of the Canadian border and it's the home of Tommy the Turtle. Tommy is 30 feet tall and weighs three tons. He is the Largest Turtle in the World and he straddles the Largest Snowmobile in the World, which is even larger at 34 feet long.

    Tommy was built by an Idaho man named Boots Reynolds in 1978 and moved here on a couple of flatbed trucks. He is featureless and looks like the minimalist animals often seen in low-budget Soviet bloc cartoons from the 1960s. His eyes and nostrils are inverted quotation marks. His mouth is a black slit slashing halfway across his head, curving upward into an alien grin. His feet and hands are blobs, dissolving into the handlebars of the snowmobile. His helmet visor resembles Gort's from The Day The Earth Stood Still. His skin is a uniform shade of pea-soup green. In fact, Boots economized by using only six colors of paint on Tommy and his snowmobile: yellow, brown, black, green, red, and silver.

    It may seem odd to have a turtle as a civic symbol up here, in a place where reptiles become blocks of ice nine months out of the year. Tommy supposedly marks "the gateway to the Turtle Mountains," a prime fishing and camping spot, but those mountains were obliterated sometime during the last ice age. (1)

    Where) 103 11th Street East.  County Road 5 to town.  In City Park, east of the town center.

    Why) The second paragraph intrigues me enough that I would have tried to convince Pam to drive out of our way to see Tommy.  Fortunately, Bottineau was on the way and Pam ended up liking Tommy as well.





















Gort is seen here using his visor. (2)













Tommy from the front










Tommy from the side